A new way to play with food came to our attention a few months ago. We were watching one of those late night better sex shows when the topic of sploshing, sometimes called splooshing, came on. Needless to say we were curious since we had never heard of this. The whole idea is to get REALLY messy with food. We are talking buckets of custard, large bowls of pudding, peanut butter, the big bottle of chocolate syrup and so much more. The show even showed people sitting in pies and literally just covering each other with food, laughing their butts off and having a blast. To be very honest it looked like a total riot and we just had to try!

First problem, where can we do this without having to spend three days removing stains? We thought of the bath tub but that seemed a touch constraining. So we broke down and gave it a try on the bed, completely covered with towels to try and stop the stains. We started slowly with some syrups (warmed before hand) and other sticky, slick substances. WOW, the sensations were unlike anything else we had ever experienced! Messy? Yes. Fun and sensual? Oh My God Yes!

OK, this is good and we need to get deeper into it, but again where to do it and really be able to let loose? It took a while to come up with something but one day it hit us like a ton of bricks, a kiddie pool! So off to Ebay we went and bought a 4' x 6' blowup pool for $20. The day we got it we anticipated every second waiting. Luckily we had a small compressor to blow it up so while it inflated it was off to the store to find an assortment of goodies for the evenings events. We had 4 different types of sauces, whipped cream, pudding and a nice pie (just had to try it). Warmed up all the sauces and we were off to the kiddy pool.

Well we have to say we have definitely found a new love on this one. The erotic feelings of sauces dripping over you, your lover licking and sucking them off is just unbelievable. The feelings of the sauces between you when your bodies are rubbing together have to be one of the most sensuous things we have ever experienced and make for some earth shattering orgasms. Yeah it's a real pain to clean up (requires a major shower) and cleaning the pool can be a bit of a pain but the experience is unlike anything else we have ever tried before. For those of you who just can't stand messy this one isn't for you but if you can let go this is something you really must try. One word of warning here though ... the pie idea. There's one little problem with this, the crust can really be rude in the wrong places! What we have done to avoid this is to buy pre-made pie filling, heat it up and use it. Works like a charm! Another unforeseen mistake we made was getting blueberry pie filling, we had forgotten how much it stains.

Our Favorite Messy Combos

Since we originally wrote this article we have ventured into the world of sploshing at least once every couple of months and we both have to say we still love it! Yes it's messy and takes some time to set up for it but the sensations are just so over the top it's worth every second. We also found that after using chocolate syrup our skin was baby soft! We have also experimented with different things and have come up with a list of our favorites with how we 'serve' them and their textures:

• Chocolate Syrup - warmed, silky smooth
• Smooth Peanut Butter - warmed, smooth and thick
• Whipped Cream - cold, smooth when it warms up
• Caramel Syrup - warmed, sticky and smooth
• Bananas - crushed - very ripe, gooey
• Cherry Pie Filling - warmed, sticky
• Milk - room temp, smooth
• Pudding (pick your favorite flavor) - warmed, silky smooth
• Strawberry Syrup - warmed, silky smooth
• Grape Jelly - warmed, smooth but very sticky

As we said before we also tried a pie (can't remember if it was coconut cream or lemon meringue). It was okay but that damn crust was really rude. We also tried Strawberries but those little seeds on them got into some places we don't even want to mention! This was also true for Strawberry jelly, not a great idea!

So if you love Reese's peanut butter cups break out the chocolate syrup and peanut butter (you can throw in some whipped cream too). The combinations are your choice. Sticky, smooth, slick; it's all up to your mood. We usually warm things just like you would warm a baby bottle, in a pot of water. Make sure you test the temperature before using them on your skin!

Clean up is nothing more than a long shower which if all goes well may start up an 'instant replay'. One thing to be very careful of though is to make sure you have your floors and carpet covered for that messy trip from the pool to the shower.

Most of all enjoy yourself! Let all those stupid 'adult' preconceptions go and have a blast with this. It's not only great sex it's also a lot of fun!

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