Win a Lelo Mia or a Fleshlight!

[Sam]

For Valentine's Day we're having another competition and giving away your choice of either a LELO Mia or if you'd prefer, a Fleshlight pink lady original!

The LELO Mia is tiny, looking at it gave us all kinds of naughty ideas about where we could get off with this tiny toy...

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To win it's simple, all you need to do is reply to this thread and tell us where you would use your new toy if you won. Couldn't be easier!

The funniest and most original entry gets the prize!

We're deciding on February the 15th so get your thinking caps on. You can enter as many times as you'd like.
Due to current shipping restrictions this competition is only open to you if you're in the US.

[naddgifted]

I'd take the flesh light and with it being my first toy I'd rejoice in willing. After the 30 seconds of rejoicing I'd test it out... IM MY OFFICE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF COURSE! I would first have it on public display looking like a regular flashlight, and after office hours I'd definitely get some use out of it fully enjoying the naughtiness of it being a public workplace. I may snap a picture and upload it to my tumblr, or just enjoy knowing the fact i have a toy at work that i love and can use on occasion.

[Pagester]

I need to win this fleshlight as I travel all over the world & i seem to get very horny at 36000 feet especially with all those gorgeous flight crew, what's a man to do?! This could be the answer to all my long haul frustrations, provided I don't get stopped by customs!

[married_sex]

I drive a company car for work and those long drives sure get boring. I've jerked off in the car before to alleviate tension, help me relax, and to simply pass the time. All the while, thinking about how much I'd rather be at home, enjoying my wife. But man, if I had a Fleshlight, I'd be able to masturbate in the car in peace, and it would actually feel like I'm slipping in and out of a real woman, namely my wife.

Plus, all the other drivers would simply see me rubbing an ordinary flashlight on my crotch. Nothing suspicious about that.

[midnght69]

I would take the little mia and get it charged up, then insert it into my wife.Ii would do this on Sunday morning, and we could go to church. It would be up to her to hide the buzzing and to make sure it doesn't come in contact with the wooden pew. Then, after brunch with some friends I would her home for some more fun!

[drew9999]

I'd bring my brand new fleshlight to the waiting room of my local brothel. That way instead of paying my usual inordinate amount of money to have rompus wild sex with multiple women, I can get off a few times all on my own, and finally save enough money to afford for the ever expensive little person Laura.

[china_man]

well, I am an American located in China though I have an US address for shipping purposes in case I win.

I think I am the best candidate because I am in China and I don't like "making love" with the Asians. Even one night stands with these Asians are disgusting. Most (90%) don't have chests and the ones that do are usually a bit chunky. Therefore I find myself pleasing little johnny until I get back to the states to have a chance at getting US tang.

I would use the flesh light more likely in front of my computer screen at work because it sure beats jerking off on a white piece of paper. I sometimes blow my load beyond the paper and things get sticky (keyboard and monitor)...therefore the flesh light would catch all my loads and would not leave sticky keyboards or strange fluids on my monitor.

Other times I would use it in my bed. When I am tired of her (I mean flesh light) being on top, I will simply cut a hole in the mattress and stick her beneath me for further pleasuring.

[drew9999]

Who won the competition?

[naddgifted]

i'm wondering the same thing, I hope i did!

[thelegend123]

i realy want to win tight fleshlight i want one so bad im the best candidate because i would tell everybody in the world to buy one from youed sell them like hot cakes please give me one i want one so bad email me brunog027@gmail.com